Lessons for December
If you’re like me, and your Decembers are filled with planning and shopping and cooking and singing and parties and exhaustion, then it’s never a good idea to start reading Ulysses in December. It’s just a crazy undertaking, and you’d be causing yourself an unhealthy amount of stress.
To this day I have not read all of Ulysses; but I was awed by the writing; and I will return to it one day. But I made the mistake of picking it up in December, and I think it made me physically ill with chills and back pains and all that.
So what did I learn? I learned that reading in December must be an escape. It must be relaxing and light hearted. If you want to read Ulysses or Mrs. Dalloway or Moby Dick
or Lolita
or Crime and Punishment
, just don’t do it in December, unless you don’t have school or a job or children or volunteer commitments, or you live in a culture that doesn’t turn December into a consumer hell.
This December I’m rereading an old favorite - Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, by Gregory Maguire. It’s a wonderful story in a magical world with sing-song dialogue. It’s no wonder they made a musical out of it.
Here are some other recommendations for December reading:
Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel
Naked by David Sedaris
Flying Dutch by Tom Holt
Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut
Standing in the Rainbow by Fannie Flagg
Some Can Whistle by Larry McMurtry
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank by Erma Bombeck