Cannabis Convergence

I’ve got a supreme contact buzz right now. Everywhere I turn, people are getting stoned, and my head is swimming in a smoky haze.

In the past two weeks, I have…

1) … watched Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny in which starry eyed young JB meets the talented KG. They form a band the likes of which can only be seen if you’re really stoned.

2) … watched Grandma’s Boy, a Happy Madison production wherein those two guys that are in every funny Adam Sandler movie stay perpetually stoned and play video games.

3) … watched Happy Endings, where Maggie Gyllenhaal gets stoned with Tom Arnold with no question that this is something that everybody does.

4) … watched City of God, where poor Brazilian kids sit around getting stoned all the time because their lives are truly crappy.

5) … read Running with Scissors, introducing young Augusten Burroughs who self medicates with marijuana, among other things.

Come on. You know you want some. Everybody’s doing it.

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