I’ll Vote For That
I’m registered to vote, so I might as well. But honestly, any time I tune in and listen to what the politicians are saying, every sentence, every sound bite, just sounds dumb. I guess that’s why I haven’t voted in 15 years. Go ahead, be appalled, I don’t mind.
I think I’ll go and vote to allow convenience stores to sell beer and wine in my neighborhood. And I guess I’ll vote for President while I’m at it. It’s not that the wine store is extremely far, it’s just that I don’t like those big red NO signs in my neighbors’ yards and all over town. It’s just so negative.
Besides, today I started to cook my spaghetti sauce and I realized I didn’t have any red wine, and I didn’t feel like driving to the over-priced wine store at the edge of town, so I faked it by combining white wine with vermouth and dark rum. It tasted good, but it just wasn’t the same. And if I could have gone to the Texaco on the corner, I would have done it.
For the sake of my spaghetti sauce, I will make it to the polls this year. Cheers!