A Man with a Small Dog
I like to see a man with a small dog. It says to me, he ain’t compensatin’ for nothin’. It also says, he’s sensitive, yet brave, brave and confident in himself because he doesn’t care what others think.
Of course, it could mean he’s got an overbearing wife at home, who forces him to walk her little pet, when all he wants is a German shepherd. Or, it could mean he’s trying to appear sensitive to pick up chicks, like my first boyfriend, who used to bring his little white Maltese to the beach.
Either way, I prefer that guy to the one who says, I’d be embarrassed to walk a little dog like that. That guy! He’s got issues.