Farrah Jeans
My Halloween tradition had me paying tribute to the late Farrah Fawcett this year. I had the perfect shirt in my closet already. I just needed a wig. Of course I didn’t own any jeans that weren’t oversized or holey, but I needed to remedy that situation anyway. So I took off work on a Friday afternoon and went shopping.
I didn’t even notice the tag on the jeans until I got them home. Here’s what it said:
Sweet ‘N Low (R)
She is always fun.
She is the girl that knows everyone and is loved by all.
She is refined yet fashionable… and she remains true to herself.
Her mid rise, easy fit with a flare makes her ready for anything.
I don’t know about you, but I think she sounds like a real slut.